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Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.

The People Voting For The Oscars Are So Old. I Haven't Seen One Academy Award Voter With A Tampon In Her Purse.

I Wish I Could Tell You It Gets Better. It Doesn't Get Better. You Get Better.

You're College Graduates Now, So Use Your Education. Remember: It's Not Who You Know, It's Whom.

People Say That Money Is Not The Key To Happiness, But I Always Figured If You Have Enough Money, You Can Have A Key Made.