Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb He Could Not Count To 21 Unless He Was Naked

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.

Edgar Had A Heart Attack, And I'm To Blame. We Were Making Love, And I Took The Bag Off My Head.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My Parents Loosen The Wheels On My Stroller.