I Was Going To Have Cosmetic Surgery

A Man Will Go To War, Fight And Die For His Country. But He Won't Get A Bikini Wax.

I Like Whomever To Come To My Shows. I Want People Who Want To See Me To Come See Me. I Don't Want To Force People. I Don't Want It To Feel Like A Job!

If I Say A Joke And The Audience Laughs It Makes Me Feel Good.

I Was Going To Have Cosmetic Surgery Until I Noticed That The Doctor's Office Was Full Of Portraits By Picasso.

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.