I Like Whomever To Come To My

Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.

I Love Being Married. It's So Great To Find That One Special Person You Want To Annoy For The Rest Of Your Life.

No Man Is Charming All Of The Time. Even Cary Grant Is On Record Saying He Wished He Could Be Cary Grant.

Nobody Is Really Happy With What's On Their Head. People With Straight Hair Want Curly, People With Curly Want Straight, And Bald People Want Everyone To Be Blind.

Marrying A Divorced Man Is Ecologically Responsible; In A World Where There Are More Women Than Men, It Pays To Recycle.