I Was Always Taught To Respect My

I Should Have Been A Country-western Singer. After All, I'm Older Than Most Western Countries.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

When I Die I Intend To Take My Music With Me. I Don't Know What's Out There, But I Want To Make Sure It's In My Key.

People Are Always Asking Me How Much I'm Worth. Well, All I Can Say Is, I've Got Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life. As Long As I Die In The Next 20 Minutes.