I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show

It's Good To Be Here. At 98, It's Good To Be Anywhere.

A Married Couple That Plays Cards Together Is Just A Fight That Hasn't Started Yet.

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.

When Asked In His Late 90s If His Doctor Knew He Still Smoked, Burns Said, 'no ... He's Dead.'

It's Hard For Me To Get Used To These Changing Times. I Can Remember When The Air Was Clean And Sex Was Dirty.