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I Laugh When I See People In Pain. Sometimes I Think It Is A Defense Mechanism From Childhood, Where You're In So Much Pain You Have To Laugh. It Is A Survival Mechanism.

I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is A Two-way Gift, And Hearing People Laugh Just Warms Me Through And Through.

I Went To Network On A Handful Of Pilots, And Going To Network Is The Most Stressful Situation Anybody Can Ever Be In. You're Supposed To Be On Point, You're Supposed To Be At The Top Of Your Game, The Funniest You Can Be, In About Five Minutes, In Front Of People Wearing Suits Who Really Don't Care, And They've Probably Already Picked Their Person, But They Have To See A Handful Just To Satisfy The Process. It's The Most Horrible, Horrible Process Known To Man. I Wouldn't Want Anybody To Go Through It.

There Are Atheists And Christians, And There Are People In Both Groups Who Are A Little Too Heavy-handed.

I Used To Steal A Lot. But I Don't Do That Anymore, Because I Believe In Karma.