I Was A Bad Boy As A

I Never Really Worked With Chris Farley, I Hung Out With Him, But I Had Plans, I Had Big Plans, Movies, And I Was In No Hurry.

There Are Atheists And Christians, And There Are People In Both Groups Who Are A Little Too Heavy-handed.

You Cannot Be This Successful Without Having God On Your Side.

Before I Was Known, I Would Go On Stage And Pretend I Was Other People. Once I Pretended I Was Mentally Handicapped. It Was Really Wrong. One Time I Was A Bad Magician. And One Time I Pretended I Was A Christian Comic.

I Had No Blood Relatives Till I Made Some.