I Used To Steal A Lot. But

There Are Atheists And Christians, And There Are People In Both Groups Who Are A Little Too Heavy-handed.

It's Pretty Hard To Offend Me. I Actually Think People Are A Little Too Easily Offended.

Straight People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay,' And Gay People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay.' There Is Such A Thing As Bisexual!

I Know What You Wanted To Say, Do You Think That Electrocution Rewired Your Brain To Make You The Retard That You Are? You Can Say It, Lady.

The Internet Is A Great Place To Find Unconventional Comedy That You Can't Find Anywhere Else.