I Want To Caucus In Iowa. I'll

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.

I Admit I Do Have Some Drawbacks And Limitations As A Candidate. Although I Am A Professional Comedian, Some Of My Critics Maintain That This Is Not Enough. I Cannot Deny That I Stand Before You Untested And Inexperienced - I Only Spent Two Years In Television, Never As A Romantic Lead Or A Song And Dance Man.

Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's Something Most Of Us Are Born With.