On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think

The Clinton Administration Has Turned Out To Be A Boon. I Knew That He Would Be Wonderful, I Just Knew It From The Beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

Actually, My Wine Was Served At The White House Twice. Reagan Must Have Been Asleep When He Ordered It.

Marijuana Should Be Licensed And Kept Out Of The Hands Of Teenagers. It's Too Good For Them.

Now That My Wine Has Been Served In The White House, Why Not Me? Who Could Talk To Farmers Better Than I? Somebody Even Asked Me The Other Day If I Had Anything In My Platform About Taxes. 'hell Yes,' I Said. 'great State. But I Wouldn't Want To Live There.'

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.