I've Sometimes Thought Of Marrying - And

Mona Lisa Looks As If She Has Just Been Sick, Or Is About To Be.

Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like Gongs.

Everybody Worships Me, It's Nauseating.

I Can't Sing, But I Know How To, Which Is Quite Different.

I Never Cared Who Scored The Goal, Or Which Side Won The Silver Cup. I Never Learned To Bat Or Bowl; But I Heard The Curtain Going Up.