Mona Lisa Looks As If She Has

Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

It's Never Too Early For A Cocktail.

Christmas Is At Our Throats Again.

Passion In A Dromedary Doesn't Go So Deep; A Camel When It's Mating Never Sobs Itself To Sleep.

Let's Drink To The Spirit Of Gallantry And Courage That Made A Strange Heaven Out Of Unbelievable Hell, And Let's Drink To The Hope That One Day This Country Of Ours, Which We Love So Much, Will Find Dignity And Greatness And Peace Again.