I Can't Sing, But I Know How

Never Mind, Dear, We're All Made The Same, Though Some More Than Others.

Work Is Much More Fun Than Fun.

The Theatre Should Be Treated With Respect. The Theatre Is A Wonderful Place, A House Of Strange Enchantment, A Temple Of Illusion. What It Most Emphatically Is Not And Never Will Be Is A Scruffy, Ill-lit, Fumed-oak Drill Hall Serving As A Temporary Soap Box For Political Propaganda.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.

You Always Ought To Have Tom Cats Arranged, You Know - It Makes 'em More Companionable.