I've Been On The Campaign Trail So

Every Child Has A Right To Go To High School And End Up With A Third Grade Education.

As I've Always Said: The Future Lies Ahead.

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Been A Little Like A Long Ride In A Poop De Ville With The Bottom Down.