I've Been On The Campaign Trail So

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.

We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself...and Of Course The Boogieman.

The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Been A Little Like A Long Ride In A Poop De Ville With The Bottom Down.