I've Been On The Campaign Trail So

I'd Learned Some Things. I Knew You Weren't Supposed To Hold A Good Wine At The Top - The Paper Bag Falls Off.

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.

People Come Up To Me In Bars And On Street Corners And They Say To Me, 'hey, Paulsen, Have You Got Any Change?'

Only 10 Percent Of The People In The U.s. Like Dry Wines. You Shouldn't Get Down On People Just Because They Like A Little Sugar.