I Told My Mother-in-law That My House

I Told My Mother-in-law That My House Was Her House, And She Said, 'get The Hell Off My Property.'

I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't Want To Be A Day Older.

Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.

My Perfect Last Meal Would Be: Shrimp Cocktail, Lasagna, Steak, Creamed Spinach, Salad With Bleu Cheese Dressing, Onion Rings, Garlic Bread, And A Dessert Of Strawberry Shortcake.

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.