My Body Is A Temple, And My

I'll Lie Still For A Lot Of Things - But Sex Isn't One Of Them.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.

Show Business Can Be An Addiction. ... An Audience Would Laugh At Me One Night, And I Would Chase That High For Another Three Months.

Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.