I Think That Whenever A Jew Has

I Just Think Of Myself As A Comedian, Really.

I’ve Always Had Dreams. When I Was Little, I’d Go To Sleep With My Head On My Hands, Which Were In Fists Like I Was Looking Through A Camera. I Felt Like Sleep Was The Movies - Just Drifting Off To The Movies.

I Just Look Like A Transvestite When I Try To Dress Up. There's No Place To Hide My Balls.

Like I Said About Seinfeld And Chris Rock, They're A Great Combination Of Brilliance And Hard Work. [but] There Are People Who Are Brilliant And Don't Work Hard, And There Are People Who Are Brilliant And Sabotage Themselves.

The Truth Is, I've Denied It For Years, But I Love Deconstructing Comedy.