I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With

When You Walk Up Five Flights Of Stairs At Four In The Morning, There's Definitely A Hooker Involved.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

I Can't Figure Women Out. They Put On Makeup For Three Hours. They Wear Things That Make Them Smaller. Things That Make Them Bigger. Then They Meet A Man And They Want Truth.

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.