I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

I Hate Smart Sales Clerks. I Said To One, What Do You Have In Lingerie? She Says, More Than You'll Ever Have!

It Would Seem That Something Which Means Poverty, Disorder And Violence Every Single Day Should Be Avoided Entirely, But The Desire To Beget Children Is A Natural Urge.

Just Because I Have Rice On My Clothes Doesn't Mean I've Been To A Wedding. A Chinese Man Threw Up On Me.

... If I Invested In A Mouthwash Stock, Bad Breath Would Suddenly Become Popular.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.