I Never Prayed That I Would Make

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.