I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard And More Time To Read The Hole.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

I Never Pray To God To Make A Putt. I Pray To God To Help Me React Good If I Miss A Putt.

The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.' The Sourest Word Is 'if.'