I'm Not Giving Up On Life. I'm

I Don't Like When Juice Wears Tights, Its A Horrible Combination When Juice Wears Tights.

I Think That People Who Do Enjoy My Stand-up Comedy And The People Who Get It And The People Who Are Taken In By It, They See That I'm A Guy That Has Love Of The Game.

When I First Hit The Scene, It Was Just A Lot Of Go, Go, Go, Go, Go. I Have A Lot Of Natural Energy Anyway, But It Was Over The Top.

Video Games Don't Make People Go Nuts. I Played Super Mario Forever. Not Once Hopping On A Turtle Or Smash My Head Through A Brick Ceiling.

Nice Teeth Is A Turn On For Me. If You Open Your Mouth And It Looks Like A Battle Of Epic Proportions, I Don't Like It.