When I First Hit The Scene, It

Here's The Thing About Red Sox Fans, Or Actually Just Fans From That Region, In General: They Appreciate The Effort. And If You Mail It In Or If You Give 80 Percent, Even With A Win, They'll Let You Know That's Not How You Do It. They Want - If It's Comedian, If It's A Musician, Bring Us Your Best Show.

It Really Drives Me Banana Sangwich.

It's Amazing How Dumb People Can Impress You With How Much Stupider They Can Be When They Really Assert Themselves.

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

My Grandmother Died Of Natural Causes. Or As My Family Calls It Murdered By The Lord.