I'm Not A Great Poetry Fan.

Being Gay And Being A Woman Has One Big Thing In Common, Which Is That We Both Become Invisible After The Age Of 42. Who Wants A Gay 50-year-old? No One, Let Me Tell You.

If You're Gay Or Religious You're Always Hearing This Word Tolerance. It's A Pathetic Word. It's Actually Just A Politically Correct Word For The Term Intolerance.

I'm A Sex Machine To Both Genders. It's All Very Exhausting. I Need A Lot Of Sleep.

My Idea Of A Holiday Was Following My Family Up The Hill With My Pekinese, Who Would Skip Over The Heather In Front Of Me.

I Don't Accept My Business The Way It Is, To Be Honest. I Don't Like What It's Become. I Don't Blame Anyone For It Becoming The Way It Has. It's Got Its Own Hideous Natural Progression, Just Like World Events.