I Can't Think Of Anything Worse Than

I Seem To Have Been Everywhere In The Last 30 Years, Maybe Not In The Epicenter But Flying Around The Periphery Of Extraordinary Events And Equally Extraordinary People.

You're Not Allowed To Be An Eccentric In The World, You Have To Fit It.

I've Never Been Any Good With Authority.

My Idea Of A Holiday Was Following My Family Up The Hill With My Pekinese, Who Would Skip Over The Heather In Front Of Me.

These Awful Middle-class Queens - Which Is What The Gay Movement Has Become - Are So Tiresome. It's All Abercrombie & Fitch And Strollers.