I Love Israel For Its Blue And

I Got A Waterbed, But My Husband Stocked It With Trout.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

My Mother Was A Very Elegant Woman. When A Flying Saucer Landed On The Lawn, She Turned It Over To See If It Was Wedgwood.

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

I Have No Methods. All I Do Is Accept People As They Are.