A Child Can Be Taught Not To

Both Of My Parents Got To See Me Host Carson, Thank God. That's All Anyone Wants: To Have Their Parents See They're Going To Be All Right In Life.

All My Friends Are Dying. That's Why I Always Wear Black.

Here's A Thanksgiving Tip. Generally, Your Turkey Is Not Cooked Enough If It Passes You The Cranberry Sauce.

I'm No Cook. When I Want Lemon On Chicken, I Spray It With Pledge.

Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.