I Love Criticism Just So Long As

I Can't Sing, But I Know How To, Which Is Quite Different.

Thousands Of People Have Talent. I Might As Well Congratulate You For Having Eyes In Your Head. The One And Only Thing That Counts Is: Do You Have Staying Power?

It's Such A Surprise For The Eastern Eyes To See, That Though The English Are Effete They're Quite Impervious To Heat.

You Will Know You're Old When You Cease To Be Amazed.

We Have No Reliable Guarantee That The Afterlife Will Be Any Less Exasperating Than This One, Have We?