I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All, I Made 'em.

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

I Just Want To Be Known As A Clown Because To Me, That's The Height Of My Profession. It Means You Can Do Everything - Sing, Dance And, Above All, Make People Laugh.

Our Principles Are The Springs Of Our Actions. Our Actions, The Springs Of Our Happiness Or Misery. Too Much Care, Therefore, Cannot Be Taken In Forming Our Principles.

Television: The Device That Brings Into Your Living Room Characters You Would Never Allow In Your Living Room.