I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.