I Hope The Jews Did Kill Christ,

Everybody Blames The Jews For Killing Christ, And The Jews Try To Pass It Off On The Romans. I'm One Of The Few People Who Believes It Was The Blacks.

I Mean, I Talk About Being Jewish A Lot. It's Funny Because I Do Think Of Myself As Jewish Ethnically, But I'm Not Religious At All. I Have No Religion.

I Don't Need A Lot Of Space.

I Don't Want To Be A Facilitator For Other Funny People. It Doesn't Seem Smart For Me To Be In A Comedy And Not Be Funny. My Spirit Can't Take It.

The First Time I Did Stand-up Was The Summer I Was 17.