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I Was A Bookworm. Every Week I'd Go To The Library And Get Seven Books. Remember Libraries? I Wonder If People Still Go. And I Learned About Everything From The Library. I Came From A Scottish Family. Old School.

After A Disappointing Summer, Humpty Dumpty Has A Great Fall.

Nasa Sends Probe To Uranus, People Everywhere Giggle.

Well, It Seems All The Fish In The Rivers Are Dying. Could This Be An Act Of Cod?

Hi. There Was A Big Accident, Some People Got Decapitated, Here Are Their Names... You Know What? That Shirt Really Makes You Look Fat. I Mean, The Colour's All Wrong... I Mean, Who Shot The Drapes?