You Know, If I Don't Make It

Let Me Play A Man In A Scene.

I Think The Challenge Is Going Out In Front Of A Paying Audience With Absolutely Nothing And Trying To Entertain Them For Two Hours. Thankfully, I Only Think About That Right Before We Go On, And Then Once We're Out There, Everything's Fine.

I Believe It Was Shakespeare Who Said, 'all The World's A Stage, And You Are Crap!'

Wives Live Longer Than Husbands Because They're Not Married To Women.

I Was A Bookworm. Every Week I'd Go To The Library And Get Seven Books. Remember Libraries? I Wonder If People Still Go. And I Learned About Everything From The Library. I Came From A Scottish Family. Old School.