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The Position Of First Lady Has No Rules, Just Precedent, So Its Evolution Has Been At A Virtual Standstill For Years. If Martha Washington Didn't Do It, Then No One Is Sure It Should Be Done.

I've Decided That Perhaps I'm Bulimic And Just Keep Forgetting To Purge.

I Only Do Two Things In My Life, And That's Take Care Of My Kids And Work. Fortunately, These Are My Favorite Things To Do, So It Works Out.

My Mom Said She Learned How To Swim When Someone Took Her Out In The Lake And Threw Her Off The Boat. I Said, 'mom, They Weren't Trying To Teach You How To Swim.'

Gay Republicans, How Exactly Does That Work? 'we Disapprove Of Our Own Lifestyle. We Beat Ourselves Up In Parking Lots.