I Have Lots Of Ideas. Trouble Is,

I Hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil Told Me To Express My Feelings, So I'm Expressing Them.

Every Time You're Exposed To Advertising In America You're Reminded That This Country's Most Profitable Business Is Still The Manufacture, Packaging, Distribution, And Marketing Of Bullshit. High-quality, Grade-a, Prime-cut, Pure American Bullshit.

When I Hear A Person Talking About Political Solutions, I Know I Am Not Listening To A Serious Person.

Tell The People You Love That You Love Them, At Every Opportunity.

There's A Humorous Side To Every Situation. The Challenge Is To Find It.