I Have Jokes I've Told Before And

The Definition Of Adulthood Is That You Want To Sleep.

There Are Really Only So Many Foods And So Many Ways You Can Prepare Them.

I Have Short-term Memory Loss, Though I'd Like To Think Of It As Persidential Eligibility.

I Have A Very Silly Sense Of Humor. I've Never Laughed Harder In My Entire Life Than Seeing Someone With Toilet Paper Stuck On The Bottom Of Their Shoe.

Once I Was Gone For A Month And I Was Just Miserable, So I Flew Back From Florida For Two Hours Just To Be Home And See My Cats.