I Love Fishing. It's Transcendental Meditation With

Heckling Is An Act Of Cowardice. If You Want To Speak, Get Up In Front Of The Microphone And Speak, Don't Sit In The Dark Hiding. It's Easy To Hide And Shout And Waste People's Time.

A Fart Is Just Your Arse Applauding.

The Zombie Sex, I Have No Idea. It Must Be Like Tantric Sex.

Fame Is Being Asked To Sign Your Autograph On The Back Of A Cigarette Packet.

I Used To Be A Folk Singer, But I Was... Dreadful. I Had A Voice Like A Goose Farting In The Fog.