I Hate To Lull The Audience Into

I Hate To Lull The Audience Into Letting Them Think That Something Is Something. It's Always Fun To Defy Expectations.

My Mother Was The Concert Master Of The Symphony. Absurdity And Eccentricity Were Not Criticized.

I Have Sometimes Imagined My Own Death And Brought Myself To Tears.

A Few Years Ago, I Won A Tony For Little Me And I Learned Two Important Lessons From That Experience. 1. Fair-weather Friends Are So Much More Interesting To Be Around And 2. It's Amazing What This Award Fetches On E-bay.

I'm Totally Aware Of How Lucky I Am. I Have Health, Family, Children. I Do Work That Gives Me Total Joy And Allows Me To Make A Living, And Maybe, If I'm Lucky Enough, I'll Feel I've Fulfilled A Little Bit Of Service To Society Because I Brought Other People Some Laughter.