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I've Chosen To Treat My Life More Like A Party Than Something To Stress About.

My Mother Was The Concert Master Of The Symphony. Absurdity And Eccentricity Were Not Criticized.

Comedy Is A Weird Thing. You Have To Understand, It's The Weirdest Thing You Can Do. There's No Consensus. It's Not Like... People Say, "i Saw Saving Private Ryan, And That Scene On The Beach Is Just So Moving." I Can't Imagine Anyone Who Would Say "i Don't Find That Moving!" But You Can Show, Whether It's Laurel & Hardy Or The Three Stooges Or Jiminy Glick In Lalawood, Some People Are Going To Look At It And Say "that's The Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen." Some People Will Say "i Don't Get It." Who's Right, Who's Wrong?

All These Things That Enter Your Head Are Assignments. You Write Them Up And Then Throw Them Out There And If Someone Wants To Do It, Your Assignment Is Done.

When You Have To Worry About Paying The Rent, You're Never Bored. You're Just Happy To Have That Job. But Once You Don't Have To Worry And Reach The Point Where It's No Longer About The Money, You're Able To Look At Other Opportunities Outside Of Your Comfort Zone.