I Hate Music, Especially When It's Played.

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People. Leave 'em Ta Hell Alone.

Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!

To His Orchestra Stop Da Music, Stop Da Music! You're Supposed To Follow Da Music, Not Chase It All Over Da Place.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.