Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up,

All Of Us Have Schnozzles... If Not In Our Faces, Then In Our Character, Minds Or Habits. When We Admit Our Schnozzles, Instead Of Defending Them, We Begin To Laugh, And The World Laughs With Us.

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.

To His Orchestra Stop Da Music, Stop Da Music! You're Supposed To Follow Da Music, Not Chase It All Over Da Place.

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People. Leave 'em Ta Hell Alone.