Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People!

All Of Us Have Schnozzles... If Not In Our Faces, Then In Our Character, Minds Or Habits. When We Admit Our Schnozzles, Instead Of Defending Them, We Begin To Laugh, And The World Laughs With Us.

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

What's A Depression? The Dictionary Says A Depression Is A Dent. And What's A Dent? Everybody Knows A Dent Is A Hole. And What's A Hole? You Tell Me What's A Hole! And I'll Tell You That A Hole Is Nothin'!

Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!