I Had Inherited What My Father Called

When... I Told My Father I Wanted To Be A Writer, He Had Asked Me To Consider My Unfortunate Wife, Who Would Have Me About The House All Day 'wearing A Dressing Gown, Brewing Tea And Stumped For Words'.

Farce Is Tragedy Played At A Thousand Revolutions Per Minute.

I Don't Think You Ever Feel A Success Really Because Everything Could Always Be Done Better Than You've Done It.

The Greatest Horrors Of Our World Are Committed By People Who Are Totally Sincere.

To Escape Jury Duty In England, Wear A Bowler Hat And Carry A Copy Of The Daily Telegraph.