To Escape Jury Duty In England, Wear

The Shelf Life Of The Modern Hardback Writer Is Somewhere Between The Milk And The Yoghurt.

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To Escape Jury Duty In England, Wear A Bowler Hat And Carry A Copy Of The Daily Telegraph.

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