Farce Is Tragedy Played At A Thousand

We May Not Be The Creme De La Creme, But We Are The Creme De La Scum.

It Is Desperately Important To Remember When Enough Is Enough, When You've Finished The Scene.

The Point At Which Beliefs Meet May Be More Significant, More Useful To Contemplate, Than Their Sources.

The Secret Of Good Health And Happiness Is To Have Rather Small Illnesses Throughout Your Life Which You Can Rely On To Stop You Doing Anything You Don't Want To Do.

Never Believe A Rumour Until You Hear It Officially Denied.