I Give Money To Unicef Because I

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.

Always Remember The Last Words Of My Grandfather, Who Said: 'a Truck!'

Don't Wear Fur! Did You Know, A Single Fur Coat Takes Fifteen Trees, Just For The Protest Signs?

I Asked My Girlfriend, 'will You Marry Me?' She Said, 'we'll Have To Ask My Father.' So We Had A Seance And Jack Ruby Says, 'hello!'

I've Learned That You Can't Make Someone Love You. All You Can Do Is Stalk Them And Hope They'll Panic And Give In.