I Eat A Lot Of Junk Food,

If You Aim To Be Big, You Will Be Big. And That's Not A Pun About My Size.

When I Go To Dance Clubs, I Always Dance With Big Girls, So We Finish At The Same Time.

I Don't Even Have A Clue As To Where To Find A Pregnancy Test. I'm Looking At All The Aisles... They Don't Have One That Says 'oops.

I Want To Get So Famous That I Don't Have To Wake Up In The Morning. It'll Probably Never Happen.

The Only Way I Will Do A Sitcom Is If It's Hurled At Me, And I Don't Have To Work For It.