When I Go To Dance Clubs, I

There's 5 Levels Of Fatness! Fluffy Is One Of The Levels. There's Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy And Damn.

I Just Know You Can Not Be On Top Forever. There's Always Going To Be The Next Guy, And If I'm Going To Go Down, I'd Like To Know I Helped The Next Guy Take My Spot. You Can't Prevent The Inevitable, But You Can Join The Ship.

There's Been A Lot Of Guys That Come Out Of Texas Who Have Made It Really Big. So It's Not A Geographic Thing, It's A How Hard Are You Willing To Work For It.

Honestly, You Got To Take Care Of The People That Take Care Of You. I Know That Sounds Like Cliche, Or Borderline Phony, But That's The Case. The Reason I've Had The Fans That I Have Is Because I've Been Consistent Over The Years And Kept Coming Back And Doing The Same Runs. I'm Never Going To Stop Doing The Cities I've Gone Through. I'm Only Going To Add.

I Never Go Perform Somewhere Alone. I've Done That Since Day One. I've Always Taken Other Comics With Me.