When I Go To Dance Clubs, I

I Like To Tell Old Jokes On Stage After About An Hour, Or An Hour And A Half. I'll Bring Those Old Ones Back Because The Fans Love Them.

Surround Yourself With Supportive People. All The Negative People, Man You Have To Push Them Aside.

When You're A Comedian, The Holy Grail Is An Hour Long Hbo Special.

I Don't Even Have A Clue As To Where To Find A Pregnancy Test. I'm Looking At All The Aisles... They Don't Have One That Says 'oops.

The Ford Flex Is A Really, Really Cool Car. You Get Inside And You Have So Much Headroom And It's Really Comfortable To Drive And It's Real Techy Inside. You Look At The Screen And It's Blue And You've Got All Kinds Of Controls. Everything Is Digital.