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With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!

Did You Ever Get To Wondering If Taxation Without Representation Might Have Been Cheaper?

The Secret Of Writing Comedy Is To Know Where It's All Going, Then Get Ahead Of It.