The Secret Of Writing Comedy Is To

I Don't See Why Religion And Science Can't Cooperate. What's Wrong With Using A Computer To Count Our Blessings?

Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one More Time!'

I Should Warn You That Underneath These Clothes I'm Wearing Boxer Shorts And I Know How To Use Them.

I Got A Valentine's Day Card From My Girl. It Said, 'take My Heart! Take My Arms! Take My Lips!' Which Is Just Like Her. Keeping The Best Part For Herself.

We Have Enough People Who Tell It Like It Is - Now We Could Use A Few Who Tell It Like It Can Be.