I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When You're Cautioned To Slow Down By Your Doctor, Instead Of By The Police.

I Started My Career In A Town So Small The Local Clinic Was Called Fred's Hospital And Grill.

I'm Sure Some Of You Are Wondering Whether My Breasts Are Real. Let Me Just Explain To You. This One Is, This One Isn't.